You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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