I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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