OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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