Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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