your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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