Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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