she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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