Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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