You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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