I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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