Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize