Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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