Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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