Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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