I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my poor anus
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
