susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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