I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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