would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
