Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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