I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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