i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
