After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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