grandma shit on top of the toilet
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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