About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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