This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
whose parrot is this?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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