you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
