What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The uberlube is also flammable
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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