Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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