i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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