Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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