The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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