thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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