we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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