I wanna passion pit in your ass
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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