What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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