so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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