I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Farmville is her only friend.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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