Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
is that a dick in a sweater?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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