No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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