I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We need to rekindle our bromance
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
