She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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