I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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