I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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