Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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