I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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