nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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