I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
