Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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