What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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