Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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