roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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