Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
How external is "for external use only"?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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