how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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