theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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