Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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