Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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