the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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