Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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