your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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